“One of my high school best friends is gay. One time I gave him a ride home and he jokingly said, ‘I’d offer to blow you but my tits are in the shop.’ I was 18 and probably just hearing ‘tits’ was enough to get me hard. So I unzipped my pants and took my dick out kind of joking, kind of not. He started sucking and I kept driving until we got close to his house and he told me to pull over and I blew my load in his mouth and then he said he was going to eat my ass. He got out of the car, walked around to the driver’s side and opened my door. I got out and leaned onto my car and he ate my ass for a long time. This was on a suburban cul-de-sac (he loves puns so maybe that was part of his plan). Anyway it was unreal. It felt so good my legs were shaking. I kinda came again but there wasn’t much and he said, ‘You don’t have any more for me?’ And I thought that was so hot that someone wanted my cum that much.
“I finished driving him home and stayed up all night kind of grossed out, but not? Also I’m embarrassed to admit I worried about AIDS. I was so nervous to see him at school. But he claimed not to remember anything ’cause he was drunk. He wasn’t that drunk though. Nothing like that has happened since.
“We’re still friends; he’ll be a groomsman in my wedding next year. No girl has ever offered to eat my ass. I’ve met a few of his boyfriends and wonder if my dick is bigger than theirs. This all makes me sound pretty gay but I’m really not.”